Ahh The Horror of the night WITH NO COMPUTER!

Oh Captain My Captain! Continued....

Captain stole the only computer we have at the moment (his laptop), with the excuse of “I need it for work”. He should have thought about that before I wrote a to be continued post! Geez.
Ok first timers to the ocean... Quick Information Time, ocean water is nasty! Thanks again person who is supposed to be telling me these things. Ya its gross alright, but it gets worse. Yes Mrs. DDpie gets even dorkier, I have a deviated septum, which means water, air, pretty much everything gets up my nose and into my sinuses, lungs, and I swear my brain. The water kept getting in my nose and running down my throat, uck, agony! I would just get the water out of my nose in time for another wave to smother me. I swear I almost died like 17 times. Captain meanwhile laughed until a wave hit him straight in the face and water got in HIS nose. Hah, you tell me there isn't a God!

Speaking of things that get everywhere, expect sand in every crevass and nook. Yes ladies, your bathing suit bottoms start up a nice collection of sand for themselves. And your top um... gets nice and heavy as well. I am sure its worse for “well gifted gals”. Meanwhile guys board shorts let all that sandy goodness in. And you get to hear them complain about it, while you sit in silence embarrassed because you feel worse and don't need to hear how they think they're “making a pearl”

Well after being awake for over 24 hours, then a long drive to the beach, about an hour of fun in the ocean, it was time to see the place I would now call home. Which was forever away (only about 20 minutes) but still it was like hours until we got into our new place. A one room studio furnished with only a bed and a tv on the floor! Woohoo, the lap o' luxury! It is actually very nice, and in a good neighborhood, so over all I am pleased. I do wish we had something to sit on besides the floor because I just learned, that during the rainy seasons the houses become infested with ROACHES! If Mrs. DDpie had a nemesis it would be the gross, disgusting, and yes scary roach! I have been trapped in the shower by a roach it was on the bathroom floor and staring at me, I had no chance of survival. (my big sister had to come and save me) So recap, ocean water gross, sand a uncomfortable side effect, men are gross, and roaches are the worst thing that happens to me!