Oh, Captain My Captain!

If your lucky enough to have love or are searching for it right now, let me tell you there is nothing worse than being apart from the one who makes you whole. (sentiment)

First, let me drop some knowledge on those who plan to fly to warm tropical destinations... as the plane descends to land it passes through where the cool air you've been flying in, meats the hot air you are flying into, the plane freaking shakes like its falling apart. “uh there is a little turbulence folks” does not suffice how about “hold on to your nuts!” or “don't worry your not dying” Before I fell ill I was a frequent flier into Arizona, going back every summer for years, and that crap never happened. Ok the plane I was on once, was struck by lightning but still this falling out of the sky feeling is worse. To those who knew about this let me just say, WHY THE HECK DIDNT YOU TELL ME?

Anywhoosle. Coming down that escalator and seeing my love Captain crouched on his heels awaiting the arrival of his beautiful bride (fantasy), was the best thing ever. The feeling didn't last long , however, because the nice short dress I changed into was caught up in the breeze hurling through the open air baggage claim at the Kahului airport. So instead of embracing Captain, I had to embrace my not so tiny hind-end to keep my goodies from showing. FUN FUN! Good times!

So after that we get in the car and Captain wonders out loud why I don't have my bathing suit on. “I didn't know I was supposed to” I wondered back. Apparently he had planned out our day of lunch and then a nice dip in the ocean. (FYI I grew up in AZ, there is no ocean, so after a 3 am trip to the airport, then nine hours of planes and terminals, this would be my first time in the ocean) so I get to change into my suit in the car on the way to eat. ADVISE TIME if your ever in Maui try some local “grind” at Maui Tacos. Mmm Hawaiian twists on classic Mexican food, a must. To be continued....bah bah bah bahhhhh!